editorrealtalk:

aleeesssa:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

accidentalchinesehipsters:

Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s impression of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?
The man is, in fact, the security guard at Christie Miller’s apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zach Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.

Oh boy. So good.

One correction: it’s Zack Morris, not Zach Morris. (Have I seen every episode of Saved by the Bell ever made ever? Noooo.)

maddieonthings:

Silver Lake, CA

I love this dog. Hipster Maddie, Tightrope-Walking Maddie, Bike-Riding Maddie. CAN’T GET ENOUGH.

dddlai:

thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”

[unlikelywords]

@shalai HAHAHAHAHA

braiker:

well played

flavorpill:

Yes.

(via npr)

socalfood:

When a Truck Isn’t Enough for Mobile Food

A wood-burning oven on a food truck. How do we feel about that?

It seems, at first glance, a fairly terrifying idea. I know visions of spontaneous fireballs danced in my head.

Of course, food trucks don’t actually cook while mobile, and they wouldn’t have passed the required inspections if they were wildly, obviously unsafe.

But there remains the issue of space. An entire wood-burning pizza oven won’t fit on the average food truck, and this week we saw two examples of making such a thing road-worthy.

Up in San Francisco, Del Popolo launched service yesterday, with just two pizzas on the menu. The vehicle, pictured above, is described as a mobile pizzeria “housed in a twenty-foot transatlantic shipping container that’s been re-purposed and modified into a kitchen.”

See more here.

I’m a sucker for gimmicks. Mobile wood-burning oven/pizzeria? I’m in!

dddlai:

so effing random

For some reason, I’m getting this. No context needed, I’m identifying with this panda.

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

literallydied:

Sexting. So boring right? Plus, if some loser finds your phone, you’re going to be majorly embarrassed when your friends, coworkers and the internet find out all the weird stuff you want done to you.

You need alternatives that are equally as spicy, yet won’t get you in trouble. Here are five fun alternatives to sexting.

Mexting - Sending informative, easy to read facts about Mexico.

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Definitely click “Read More.” My personal favorite: Nexting. 

thetieguy:

The Midwest style.

(Source: , via la-mariniere)